The Daily Haymaker

Hey, Roy. We’re having a parade.

Posted on June 30, 2020June 30, 2020 by Brant Clifton

While most of the state is quivering and laying awake at night worrying about the consequences of violating one of Gov. Doofus’s executive orders, most people in Moore

Lawyering up on ol’ Roy

Posted on June 25, 2020June 25, 2020 by Brant Clifton

Lt. Governor Dan Forest has apparently had enough of the bumbling by the doofus currently occupying that big house on Blount Street: “Today, I notified Governor Cooper

Pinehurst councilwoman laments NCGA’s “love of property rights”

Posted on June 24, 2020June 24, 2020 by Brant Clifton

In an era of Neo-Marxist rioting and vandalism, it’s more than disturbing to hear a leader so close to home bad-mouth the concept of property rights. But THAT

You must be thinking of that OTHER Roy Cooper.

Posted on June 14, 2020 by Brant Clifton

Amidst his efforts to ruin the state’s economy, our bumbling, undistinguished governor has promised to team up with Attorney General Josh Stein and Chief Justice Anita Earls to

Tillis 2020 re-elect campaign lifts strategy from failed 2017 VA GOP governor effort

Posted on June 14, 2020June 14, 2020 by Brant Clifton

Hey, if you’re going to copy someone, make sure it’s someone who suffered the worst beat-down in the state’s political history: Sen. Thom Tillis’ (R-NC) campaign spokesman

White House alarmed over Cooper mismanagement of pandemic

Posted on June 10, 2020June 10, 2020 by Brant Clifton

No matter whether it’s the crime lab or the economy, the man from Nash County can make it FUBAR. Even the folks at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue in DC are

Cooper torpedoes RNC in Charlotte. Will he do same to NCGOP in Greenville?

Posted on June 7, 2020June 7, 2020 by Brant Clifton

Charlotte has gone from getting the whole multi-million dollar ball-of-wax to possibly a handful of minor “business meetings.” The state Republican Party’s convention is slated for July

Under siege: The NCGOP HQ

Posted on June 3, 2020June 3, 2020 by Brant Clifton

The riotous rabble found their way – with the help of GPS – to state GOP HQ yesterday. Here’s the Facebook notice: Paper airplanes,

When Dale Folwell talks, Roy Cooper listens

Posted on June 3, 2020June 3, 2020 by Brant Clifton

We told you earlier about the Cooper Administration’s decision to shut down a Tyrrell County prison that put the county at risk of a state takeover.

Roy Cooper kills RNC convention in Charlotte, marches with rioting rabble

Posted on June 2, 2020June 2, 2020 by Brant Clifton

Governor Doofus claims he’s acting out of concern for everyone’s safety, but he had no qualms with marching massless and gloveless with the rioting rabble today: