The Daily Haymaker

ACTING GUV, and NOT antisemite. (Told ya this would be ‘special.’)

Posted on October 12, 2023 by Brant Clifton

The ACTING governor asks that you PAY NO ATTENTION to his extensive social media history. (Or, for that matter, his family business.) Finally, we all got a peek at this

Republicans. For. Ukraine.

Posted on October 12, 2023 by Brant Clifton

Apparently, there are a lot of Republican folks who think we need to throw even more of that Monopoly money-that-we-don’t-have into that black hole called The Ukraine. If you weren’t

Home Alone: ‘Big Mark’ to mind the house while The Guv flies THE ‘COOP’

Posted on October 11, 2023October 11, 2023 by Brant Clifton

Hopefully, nothing math-related will come up while ‘Big Mark’ is in charge: L.t Gov. Mark Robinson announced a mystery event, to be held Thursday, where he’ll serve as acting governor

The Pinehurst Hot Mess: Too Sleazy for DC but Okey-dokey for Pinehurst? (Also, has Barb been ‘Heintzed’?)

Posted on October 10, 2023October 11, 2023 by Brant Clifton

As Election Day creeps closer, ‘Parachute Pat’ Pizzella is EVERYWHERE. He showed up in town about eight months prior to the 2021 election, and got installed in village government by

Folwell rebukes budget provision exempting NCGA from Open Records Act

Posted on October 10, 2023October 10, 2023 by Brant Clifton

I hate it when the NCGOPe forces me into a position where I’m on the same side with Roy Cooper and his mob. But that’s what happens when a party

Speaking of misleading voters …

Posted on October 7, 2023October 7, 2023 by Brant Clifton

We’re all getting a graduate-level education on the disasters we reap when we tolerate politicians telling us ONE THING at campaign time and doing THE OPPOSITE when they get into

Robinson vows to fix ‘mistake’ on ethics forms

Posted on October 4, 2023 by Brant Clifton

No, he’s not talking about Balanced Nutrition. THIS is something much different: North Carolina Lieutenant Governor Mark Robinson said this week that he would amend his 2023 Statement of Economic

McCarthy’s exit, ‘Pee Wee’ McHenry’s elevation, Nancy’s ‘eviction’

Posted on October 4, 2023October 4, 2023 by Brant Clifton

I don’t know if you’ve been paying attention, but there has been a wee bit more drama than usual in the halls of Congress. Kevin McCarthy has become the first

The Robinson family business: More (gov’t) money, more problems.

Posted on October 3, 2023October 4, 2023 by Brant Clifton

There’s a government program out there called Child and Adult Care Food Program (CACFP). In North Carolina, it is funded by tax dollars transferred from the US Department of Agriculture

‘No-Show’ Robinson gives debate advice to GOP presidential hopefuls

Posted on October 1, 2023 by Brant Clifton

The same guy who cannot be bothered to step on a stage with his four gubernatorial primary opponents is out telling folks how they ought to run their presidential campaigns: