Traumatized by Toilet Paper

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Attention, folks. The Town of Robbins — home of, and presided over by, *experienced financial manager* Cameron Dockery — has been victimized by a heinous crime and needs your help.

Your eyes don’t deceive you.  That’s a few strands of toilet paper that someone decided to decorate the playground equipment with.  Those of us who regularly utilize toilet paper know that it is designed to dissolve and disintegrate when it comes into contact with water.  It probably took about twenty minutes to clean up.  A good rain might have helped wipe out the problem, as well. 

It could be littering, maybe.  But, vandalism ???

Many of you out there may remember your younger days where you decorated neighbors’ trees and cars with toilet paper.

Have no fear.  Moore County commissioner Tom Adams – always looking to flout his title and babble about stuff he may or may not know anything about – is on the case.

 

Exactly, Patrick.   What repairs – pray tell — might a TP treatment require?

*Perhaps county commissioner Tom Adams does not recognize toilet paper when he sees it.* (That would certainly be alarming.)

One would think the Town of Robbins would have better things to do than spearhead a manhunt for these exterior decorators.  They’ve been rocked by a terrible audit and a rebuke from the state. Thanks in no small part  to Commissioner Tom and his sidekick Maze O’Neal Jackson, Robbins mayor Cameron Dockery is escaping the mess he presided over in Robbins for the greener pastures of Carthage and county government.

Jackson and Adams notoriously promoted Dockery as an *experienced financial manager.* Unfortunately, they didn’t clarify for the voters the kind of experience Dockery had.