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From toilets to Twitter: It’s, um, (good?) to be Colon Campbell

Apparently, getting stuck on the HB2 beat means you hardly ever get to leave the lavatory.  THAT must be why much of young Colon Campbell’s non-HB2 work involves trolling the social media accounts of conservatives.  (Twitter works JUST FINE in public restrooms. Or,um, so I’m…

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MSNBC, the Woodhouses, and Colon Campbell gets let down by Nelson Dollar

Here’s one disappointed young man: For a guy who has made his living chlllin’ ’round the urinals, that had to be hard to take! But fear not, young Mr. Campbell had the Woodhouse boys on MSNBC to soothe his woes:  N.C. Republican Party executive director…

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Colon Campbell checks out Dallas’s BIG GUN

Two of the greatest minds in North Carolina came together in the pages of today’s edition of McClatchy’s flagship money-bleeder: N.C. Republican Party executive director Dallas Woodhouse caused a stir on social media this week when he posted a picture on Facebook and Twitter in…

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Genital-hunt 2016: Colon Campbell meets Slick Willie

They’re both perpetually in the hunt for genitalia — albeit for differing reasons.  You just knew that N&O ace crotch-sniffer Colon Campbell and our 42nd president crossing paths in Wilson was going to be EPIC.  Slick Willie slithered out of his lair to campaign with…

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Colin “Gay Stuff” on the June primary: Voters hate Donald Trump, GOP legislators

McClatchy-Raleigh was in need of some spin on the June primary.  And WHO better to provide said spin than their official GAY STUFF !!!™ correspondent, Colin Campbell? In today’s N&O — birdcage lining or fishwrap in most people’s homes — we were *blessed* with ‘seven…