Genital-hunt 2016: Colon Campbell meets Slick Willie

download (5)They’re both perpetually in the hunt for genitaliaalbeit for differing reasons.  You just knew that N&O ace crotch-sniffer Colon Campbell and our 42nd president crossing paths in Wilson was going to be EPIC. 

Slick Willie slithered out of his lair to campaign with Jim Hunt for Roy Cooper in Wilson and Rocky Mount yesterday.  Here is some of Colon’s reporting on the event:

Former President Bill Clinton kicked off a two-day campaign bus tour of Eastern North Carolina Tuesday, denouncing Republican Donald Trump and his slogan without once mentioning the billionaire by name.

“I’m a white southerner – I know what ‘Make America Great Again’ means, and all of you of a certain age know exactly what it means,” Clinton told a mostly African-American crowd gathered in a Rocky Mount parking lot. “I didn’t fall off this truck yesterday, I’ve heard this song a long time. It means first, I’ll give you the economy you had 50 years ago, and second, I’ll give you the society you had 50 years ago: I’ll move you up and move somebody else down.”[…]

Mind you, this is the same mealy-mouth that said of Barack Obama, in 2008,  “A few years ago, this guy would have been carrying our bags.”

clinton_portrait(Hmmm.  Sounds like somebody really does miss the Stepin Fetchit days.)   Slick Willie fans will be quick to point out other evidence that he really is an equal opportunity kind of guy.  After all, Clinton joked about how a certain black beauty queen has ”darkened his door.”  There’s also the matter of this young black man — with facial features offering an incredible resemblance to Slick Willie — claiming that The Slickster is really his daddy. 

It’s funny.  We’re supposedly the racists.  But it’s lefties who seem to be doing ALL the talking about race.

Clinton fans say we should back off of ol’ Bill.  He’s not on the ticket, they say.  (Never mind the drive-by hit pieces on the Trump kids.)

Young Mr. Campbell COULD have quizzed Slick Willie about all of the controversy surrounding The Clinton Foundation.  He and his wife are in on that together.  He could have asked what role, if any, his wife played in responding to all of the rape / sexual harassment allegations he was smacked with in the 90s.  But, no, this is what we got:


Is it just me, or does it look like Slick Willie is conducting a genitalia-check on this poor man?  (Get on it, Colon.) 


*Brutal.  Just brutal interrogation.*

afc5c501c91c87b5e3e276a922a12731You may remember that Colon ruthlessly went after NCGOPers to ask them about Trump not accepting election results.  On Twitter, I asked Colon WHY he was making a big deal out of Trump and not even discussing Gore from 2000.  His response?  He (Colon) was in 8th grade at the time that happened. So, I guess young Mr. Campbell thinks he is exempt from even having to write about, or research, ANYTHING that occurred prior to his high school graduation.