I just knew the little cartoon character would figure out a way to make this week’s events about himself.
Here’s story #1 making the rounds (from very good sources who OUGHT to know about this kind of thing):
Dallas Woodhouse is reportedly trying to force NCGOP vice-chairman Michele Nix out of her position EARLY. She is running in the special election for the Third Congressional District. And Dallas is making the case that her continuing in her party post while running for another is unseemly, unethical and potentially against party rules. I am told Dallas wants to replace Nix as vice chairman with Ninth Congressional District chairman John Steward, who we’re told is more than eager to escape that particular hot mess.
Aaaaaaaaaaaand Story #2:
Dallas has been out talking loudly at Sullivan’s Steakhouse — the epicenter of state politics wheeling and dealing — tonight. We’re told that Woodhouse says he wants to raise a stink about the points we’ve been making on this site about the debacle in the Ninth. But he hates the idea of giving me or the DH any sort of “credit.” That’s awfully mature. We have a scenario where the two of us are apparently working toward the same goal. And he wants to behave like a high school girl. (How about stepping out in defense of election integrity and the state’s Grand Ol’ Party, for once?)
Aaaaaand Last, but not Least:
Sources in the know tell me that Dallas has dramatically stepped up his networking — his search — for new employment. We’re told that the little cartoon character is having way too many nightmares involving folks in dark colored windbreakers with agency letters stenciled on the back crashing through his front door. With some of the things brewing out there right now (oh, *cough, cough* Eli Global) he might be justified in thinking like that.