Category: Roy Cooper

(SIGH.) Gomer is STAYING.

Posted on July 29, 2024 by Brant Clifton

Governor Gomer Pyle wants all of us to think he’s taking himself out of the running to be Kamala’s right-hand man. Translation: Ol’ Roy has heard who the finalist(s) is/are,

Giggler-Gomer ’24 ?

Posted on July 22, 2024July 22, 2024 by Brant Clifton

There’s a good chance the Democrats may be foisting our doofus governor onto the rest of the country. Sorry, America. (We already scared you once in 2004 with John Edwards.

2024, meet 1968.

Posted on July 21, 2024July 21, 2024 by Brant Clifton

A beleaguered incumbent Democrat president backs out of his reelection bid. His party pushes forward with his vice-president as the party’s nominee. The Democrat convention is slated to happen in

The iron-fisted shakedown powers that come with Medicaid expansion

Posted on July 4, 2024 by Brant Clifton

State treasurer Dale Folwell and a handful of Republican legislators attempted to do something about the outrageous cost of healthcare and hospitalization. Apparently and unfortunately, the veto-proof GOP majority’s

As a possible replacement for Biden: ROY COOPER ????

Posted on June 30, 2024 by Brant Clifton

Some may see this as complete nonsense. After all, it is coming from The Land of Nonsense — that crime-ridden, rat-infested, poverty-stricken, god-forsaken patch of land between Virginia and Maryland.

Checking all the, um, “right” boxes: NC’s Campaign 2024 and identity politics

Posted on December 3, 2023 by Brant Clifton

I can just imagine some political strategist sitting out there now: “Okay. I’ve got BLACK, FEMALE, and AMBIDEXTROUS covered. Now, if you can give me all three of those PLUS

When back-stabbing weasels stab EACH OTHER

Posted on September 13, 2023September 13, 2023 by Brant Clifton

It’s hard to see ANY heroes on the surface of the ongoing state budget fight in Raleigh. The whole package is one big orgy of cronyism and reckless spending. All

A COVID “relief” $$$$ problem for ol’ Roy’s gal pal on the bench?

Posted on September 11, 2023 by Brant Clifton

Allison Riggs is on a meteoric rise through our state’s leftist political circles. She’s been co-executive director of an abomination called The Southern Coalition for Social Justice, which has harassed

It ain’t OVER: Gov. Stoopid stands with pervs and groomers

Posted on July 6, 2023 by Brant Clifton

It’s amazing how so many Raleigh politicians have to be dragged kicking and screaming to the conclusion that mutilating two year olds — and grooming them into the cult of

Biden + Cooper?

Posted on June 4, 2023 by Brant Clifton

The Raleigh GOP establishment has helped Roy Cooper portray himself as a certified genius. In the 2016 governor’s race, they gave him a total pass on wrecking the state crime