“I just got punched in the crotch, and BOY do I feel Grrrrrrrrreat!”

Should I stay or should I go?

—  The Clash

North Carolina Democrats are meeting AS YOU READ THIS in Greensboro to decide whether or not to accept the resignation of embattled state party chairman David Parker.  Even after the humiliating Jay Parmley news coverage and that bizarre, laughable press conference —  where Parker tried to convince us that attempted crotch-punching is perfectly-acceptable, perfectly normal workplace behavior —  there are some Democrat leaders who think Parker’s already-submitted resignation SHOULD NOT be accepted.

Like many North Carolinians, I am sitting on the edge of my seat with * baited breath * waiting to see how all this turns out.

This is kind of like voting for an acting captain of The Titanic AFTER it has hit the iceberg and split in two.